What girls look for in boys
me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend
person: what do you guys talk about
me drawing traditional art
Me: I love my OTP so much! They're so adorable!
Brain: Yes, I suppose they are cute.
Brain: It would be a shame-
Brain: if sOMETHING WERE TO
Brain: HAPPEN TO THEM
Brain: *Makes several aus in which one or both of them die*
i’m so scared that i’m never going to be able to delete my blog and i’ll be 30 and reblogging funny yahoo answers screen caps
Jeankasa sexting would be like
Jean: Hey, what's the difference between my dick and a chicken wing?
Mikasa: I'm gonna regret this but
Mikasa: I don't choke on one of them on the way down?
Jean: Holy fuck, Mikasa.
Jean: That was way dirtier than the actual punchline.
Mikasa: What was the punchline?
Jean: You don't need to know. Yours was better.